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Tuesday, July 12, 2011

MOVIE REVIEW: Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011) *1/2

Review:
I don't hate "Transformers 3: Dark of the Moon." I don't like it…but I don't hate it. So far I've been less than impressed with all of the Transformers movies, mostly due to everything having to do with the humans. The humans are generally unlikable, and largely incompetent. They're also not real people, so there's nothing to really connect to as a viewer. They're just a bunch of one-note cartoon characters running around being loud and stupid. The CGI created Transformers seem much deeper and more real than the humans. It's a wonder Optimus Prime even bothers assisting the humans at all. If I were him, I'd join forces with Megatron and wipe this rock clean of any trace of we…the fleshy insect like creatures.





I've just been told that I need to write more, because one paragraph reviews are for pussies. Personally, I think padding succinct opinions for the sake of conveying some sort of idea that any "deep thought" went into the creation of a review is for pussies. Am I alone here?