EPISODE 4 - A Midsummer Night's Movie Preview

"Hey look, it's the incredibly unattractive Olivia Wilde
doing her best Borg Queen pose!" - Junior

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THIS WEEK'S TOPICS:

Beware of Podcast Theatre

What are we drinking?

Junior's car troubles with Carmax.

Our almost Midsummer Movie Preview!

Olivia Wilde: Hot or Not?

What did we learn?

NOTES:

N/A

CREDITS:

"Rockout!" by Brothermaniac (Brothermaniac.net)

"What's Up" by R-Truth from WWE Voices: The Music Vol. 9

"These are the Quotes from our Favorite 80's Movies" by Bouncing Souls (Official Website)

"Huka Blues" by Harry Slash & the Slashtones from ECW: Extreme Music

EPIC WEIGHT LOSS CHALLENGE STATS:

Junior Bruce's Starting Weight: 336 lbs. Week 3 Weigh-In: 328 lbs. Lost to date: 8 lbs.

The Amazing Gordo's Starting Weight: 261 Week 3 Weigh-In: 255 lbs. Lost to date: 6 lbs.

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EPISODE 3 - Richard Grieco's Dildo of Death

Richard Grieco's Giant Dildo of Death
(as seen in "The Almighty Thor")

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THIS WEEK'S TOPICS:

What are we drinking?

Epic Weight Loss Challenge of 2011 Update

What's up with us?

Movies: Green Lantern, The King's Speech, True Grit, Almighty Thor

5 Questions w/ "The All-Knowing" Earl the Magnificent

What we learned on this week's show.

NOTES:

During the Green Lantern movie talk, The Amazing Gordo refer's to the Guardians as the Guardians' of the Galaxy. He's an idiot.

Junior Bruce calls their new segment, "5 Questions w/" "5 Minutes w/"...he's an idiot too.

It's obvious that the newly declared war against "Y'know" is going to be a long hard battle. We clearly failed this week. We are going to regroup and attempt a victory next week.

CREDITS:

"Rockout!" by Brothermaniac (Brothermaniac.net)

"What's Up" by R-Truth from WWE Voices: The Music Vol. 9

"Que Pasa?" by JoEL the BARbarian (Official Website)

"Huka Blues" by Harry Slash & the Slashtones from ECW: Extreme Music

EPIC WEIGHT LOSS CHALLENGE STATS:

Junior Bruce's Week 2 Weigh-In: 333 lbs.

The Amazing Gordo's Week 2 Weigh-In: 258 lbs.

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EPISODE 2 - The Amazing Gordo the Full on Rapist

I'm Aquaman!

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THIS WEEK'S TOPICS:

What are we drinking?

What's up with us?

Movies & Comics feat. special guest Aquaman

A rant about Gordo being old, and today's kids being total pussies.

The Top 3 Battle: Better excuses Congressman Anthony Weiner should have used to explain his Twitter scandal.

What we learned on this week's show.

Epic Weight Loss Challenge of 2011 Update

What we'd do with the Insanity Workout Shirt

The secret to Gordon Birsch Brewmaster's success.

NOTES:

The Aquaman bit goes on for 10 minutes. If it gets old, just skip ahead. We thought it was funny at the time.

The cold open bit before the intro song is an example of the idiocy Junior and Gordo get into before the show officially starts. It pertains to nothing other than how utterly dumb we are.

The end of the show is very long, but we thought it to funny not to include in its entirety.

Want to vote on a winner for the Top 3 Best Battle? You can comment here, or send an email to bewareofpodcast@gmail.com

Have a Top 3 Best List of your own? You can comment here, or send an email to bewareofpodcast@gmail.com

CREDITS:

"Rockout!" by Brothermaniac (Brothermaniac.net)

"What's Up" by R-Truth from WWE Voices: The Music Vol. 9

"Huka Blues" by Harry Slash & the Slashtones from ECW: Extreme Music

EPIC WEIGHT LOSS CHALLENGE STATS:

Junior Bruce's Week 1 Weigh-In: 336 lbs.

The Amazing Gordo's Week 1 Weigh-In: 261 lbs.

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EPISODE 1 - One Word: Tapioca Pudding

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THIS WEEK'S TOPICS:

The 1st Annual Epic Weight Loss Challenge

DC Comics Universe Reboot

A Father's Day Rant

The Amazing Gordo's Blown PSA

The Top 3 Best Battle: Items We'd Want at the Start of the Zombie Apocalypse

What We Learned on This Week's Show

NOTES:

Epic Weight Loss Challenge stats will be posted with Episode 2.

We're looking for ways to improve The Amazing Gordo's audio. Open to any and all suggestions! We're noobs at this stuff.

Hearing any tinks or clangs during the show? You're not crazy. Junior was playing with a nail clipper for part of the show. He promises to leave the nail clipper alone from now on.

Want to vote on a winner for the Top 3 Best Battle? You can comment here, or send an email to bewareofpodcast@gmail.com

Have a Top 3 Best List of your own? You can comment here, or send an email to bewareofpodcast@gmail.com

CREDITS:

"Black Shuck" by The Darkness from Permission to Land

"Speaking from the Heart" by "Macho Man" Randy Savage from Wrestlemania: The Album

"Sailor Moon Gives Tuxedo Mask a Blowjob" by Unknown

"Huka Blues" by Harry Slash & the Slashtones from ECW: Extreme Music

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